It is said women aught to be naughty,

I say I might if you weren’t so gosh darn haughty,

You claim I am not that kind and couldn’t,

Who’s to say if you weren’t I wouldn’t?

You say you know me oh so well,

And holding doors and the such is my tell,

You claim I am not that kind and couldn’t,

Who’s to say if you weren’t I wouldn’t?

Well you ain’t kno’ed me my whole dang life,

There’s lots happened before you were my wife,

You claim I am not that kind and couldn’t,

Who’s to say if you weren’t I wouldn’t?