It’s a reason girl starts with “g”, and a reason boy starts with “b”. It’s because girls are good, and boys are bad. You might find that statement a wrong, or even sexist, thing to say, but hear me out. By the end, likely you’ll be convinced.

When little, what do boys do? They play “war” and are mean to small things. Especially other kids. Am I right?

When little, what do girls do? They play “dolls” and are sweet to every living thing. Am I right?

On the chance you are not yet unconvinced … I’ll further my case …

Looking back over the millennia, list some of the most tragic and evil things that have occurred in history. Those responsible for these things are nearly exclusively boys. Okay, mostly men, but you get my drift.

Looking back over the millennia, list some of the most tragic and evil things that have been done, or caused, by girls. Okay, okay, women! Having a hard time making a list? Now, take that (likely) small list and see if any of those women were somehow compelled to their cause by a man. Bet most were.

(Didn’t mean to get so dark there.)

In summation, by in large, the greatest things in this world can most likely be associated with girls, and women. It’s just a fact. My personal evidence of this comes from my wife, who blessed me with my daughter. Had she relented and given me a son, he would likely be a brut, like his dad.

Wint